OooH! Shiny...

Badcaps: wHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY TYPE A SENTENCE WITH cAPSLOCK ON.

Watching Twin Peaks in the witching hour before making the journey to Isle of Wight Festival. Woo and indeed hoo.

What I want in a pair of headphones:
1. Make some noise.
2. Survive a 40 degree wash.
Check and... check.

1 hour 'til the Grosvenor Casinos Vegas DreamCard promotion starts! Ooh, I bet you're excited! http://ping.fm/MqU6m

I could be a celebrity chef if I weren't missing two key ingredients.

Best botched expression of the day: "You've just opened up a nest of worms"

Free food at HR training session was bacon rolls. Veggie fail. Is that discrimination?

Isle of wight festival ticket going spare! Roll up, roll up! Going for a good price to a good home!

A poem about a bear: http://ping.fm/mKaKD

To rival Victoria Sponge for queen-related cakes, I submit the Elizabeth Drizzle for you consideration. 'Lizzle' if you're feeling street.