Mumm-ra's Mousing Manifesto: "I shall endeavour to seek out, out-wit and catch mice. I shall then release them in the living room." Thanks.

Feeling warm and fuzzy 'cos we were retweeted by @katybmusic. Shucks! @loudinlibraries

Late for work this morning because the cat refused to get out from under the bed. I couldn't make up a better excuse myself.

What part of "you can't go in the shower, it's full of polystyrene balls" don't you understand? #BeanBagDisaster

Going to experience the joys of bingo this evening. Mecca bingo, not Mecha - 'cos that'd be with robots (and so much cooler)

The news in brief: ARRRGGHH!

Typo of the day: "bare in mind".
I couldn't agree more!

Why would someone who needs to sit down wait until a bank holiday to buy a sofa? Is that the only time we want chairs?

Watching #sundaybrunch and wondering if the entire show is an intricate and pre-planned April fool...?