Baa Moo Quack Woof Splat. Cheerio Farm, see you soon. ;)

In the Granary in Leith. I don't see where they make the Grannies thou - presumably another room?

Drinking IRN-BRU and developing an urge to wantonly nut a lamp post.

On a train to Edinburgh. Sunrise, green hills and online advertising.

Recruiter yesterday: "How would you feel about relocating to Barcelona? How do you feel about working in the adult entertainment industry?"

You can't make it rain by dancing, but you can make it considerably hotter.

Word of the day: ropey.

Client has their AS3, XML-driven homepage banner... How long 'til they implement it and I can safely retire to the pub? Oh, I miss the pub.

Today, I had a sneezing fit so violent I broke my necklace. By necklace, I obviously mean "manly bit of string around my neck".

Drinking before you go out does not mean you spend less money in the pub, it just means you care less when you're spending it.

Today I have been sewing, putting furniture together and grocery shopping. Next up: Party.

You know what's better than unicorns? Nah, me neither.

It's amazing how many companies contact me offering to increase my internet visibility. If they can find me, what's the problem?

Too late for a midnight snack?

I've been using Flash how long? And I've only just worked out what the ink bottle does?!

Woman in jam upset: Damson on dis dress.

Mushrooms grow faster than you might think; wash behind your ears.

Walthamsnow (tm)

Watching rugby and building an online advertising upload and management tool by bodging together some old code. Next up: partying.

Just had my biannual shearing. If you don't recognise me, I'll be the one who looks like Riley, but with about 30% less hair.

Happy #LoveLibraries day! Doing anything bookish today? @love_lilbraries

The problem with prams is only having a finite number of toys to throw out of them. I'm pretty sure I've thrown out about as many as I can.

For me, breathing is an aerobic exercise.

Just so you know the fast moving, flashing red ones are stars too, OK?

Decent day in the office today. Hooda thunk? Solved problems, edited videos and even got a fried egg sarnie from my boss. Beat that, Friday!