It never rains, but it Hot Hails

Brr... If only I had a Ton-ton to sleep inside.

Salary situation resolved. Phew! OK, now just to pretend I'm back on my island and everything will be fine.

Old payroll didn't pay my student loan, landing me in massive debt. New payroll only paid half my salary, so I can't afford to pay it. #fml

Not usually one to post a negative update, but

Considering bringing the word "tootlings" into the English language as an alternative to "feet". Reckon it'll catch on?

For someone who abhors paper and all it satnds for, I don't half have a lot of it on my desk.

Watching Adam West's Batman. Batman and The Joker are having a surf-off. It's amazing.

Just saw a photo of Sesame St.'s Elmo - he's 6ft tall.
That being so, how big is Big Bird?

On hold to Inland Revenue. A glorious start to the day.

Mysteries of the Universe: Infectious or contagious yawning http://ping.fm/9hZZd

More Luton fun. Beer before boarding. Au revoir!

Content is king, sitemap is God. Ignore it at your peril.

I've set up a Google+ page for Get it Loud in Libraries, go +1 us now! :) http://ping.fm/GJk9t

Regular speed hand dryers and no travellators? Oh Luton, do the other airports laugh at you?

At Luton airport on't way to Edinburgh. It's a jetset life, this web design gig.

Champagne-laced floor picnic with Becs. Mumm-ra eyeing us suspiciously.

I AM A SHARK.

Of course you can't negotiate with Compliance. The clue is in the title.

Desk moving day tomorrow: Who will win? Who will lose? Who will move back to where they were last year? Me :)

How come the little icons that represent the weather are so much more appealing than the reality?

New year, back to work and an end to recreational drinking. That's right: it's time to take it seriously again.