Hooded chap on train to his girlfriend: "This is house music. It's the best sort of music". Cue 20mins of bleating and wooping from his louder-than-life earphones. #fml

Shopping in Liverpool. Glad I brought my tranquilliser gun, but probably best to use it on myself.

When your boss tells you that you're going to the pub for opening time, you say yes. #doomed

Just seen the brilliant Slow Club at Union Chapel. Also learnt that pews are uncomfortable and that they give you water instead of wine at that thing they do... Mass...?

Christmas roast day! Let's eat and drink and yeah!

Whenever someone on TV is swimming underwater, I hold my breath too. I rarely make it out alive.

Just uploaded a special Xmas logo for Get It Loud In Libraries http://ping.fm/DzTi8

Say what you like about their medicinal benefits, I just take placebos for the taste.

Feel free to follow @love_libraries on Twitter - it should provide a nice stream of cool library events you'll probably love!

Just built http://ping.fm/Ye7YX to promote Libraries & their events in the build up to National Libraries Day (4th Feb). Get involved.

Ho ho ho.

If you need me I'll be in the pub. It's not a cause/effect relationship - my status remains immovable, regardless of yours.

my mood: delete *.*

busy rebranding marmosets as 'finger monkeys'

Rock fans are more susceptible to road rage, a new study has shown. Let's chalk that up as another reason not to drive.

Coding into the wee hours...

Ever want to correct graffiti spelling and punctuation in angry red pen?

IP address analysis to uncover potential breaches of competition etiquette... Good old Thursday; always something new.