Becs has decided that Mumraa the cat looks half duck, half rabbit. Question is: which half is which?

Is it flip flops weather? #WhereAreMyShoes?

Stuck in Swindon. Is this the price of inter-office co-operation? Count me out!

Digital day out in Cheltenham. Yes, we know where the good times are at... :)

TV listings tonight: 'Signed by Katie Price' and 'Dog Patrol' are on at the same time! Tough choice considering I thought they were the same

Has been watching a +1 channel on TV and is now late for work. Monday fail #1.

What untold terrors await me in the dark depths of the impending week?

I'm forming a drunk Wings tribute band called "band on the rum".

Can't strand having been overlooked on NME's cool list again. Gutted.

It's definitely not a deadline if it can still get up and wander around.

Christmas starts here. Our tree already has a colour scheme and a glittery theme after a day of decoration shopping. I'm knackered.

I've got that Friday Feeling. I feel a bit crunchie.

You know that thing where your life flashes before your eyes before you die? Isn't that... umm... life?

Has managed to get Paypal to recognise I exist, but doing something useful is the next challenge. The documentation doesn't give away much.

$mood;

Excited as a llama at a chewing contest.

Tramping in the cornflakes on Primrose Hill.

putting the 'stupid' into 'stupidendous'.

Trampoline: lubricant for homeless people.
Trampette: hobo dog.

Becs' birthday mosh this eve. Make a wish and blow out the Roman Candles...

Polygon: no parrots.
Polymath: more than one parrot.

Account handling feedback for this morning: "Can we make it look a bit different?"