#library stage at #kendalCalling gets going at midday - head down to the soap box stage and turn left, next to riot jazz!

is up too early - excited to be helping out at the library stage at #KendalCalling tomorrow... #getItLoudInLibraries

I'm commissioning a series called "Britain's Got Talons". Send in your pictures of your talons today...

No, you're not a Steam Punk, you're an idiot. Easy mistake, though.

Looks like the freezer is taking it's job way too seriously...

Don't be afraid, my face just looks especially large today.

Is it rude to laugh at people who pronounce the game title "L.A. Noyer"?

If the only way is Essex then how the hell do I leave?

How long since #glasto? Just noticed the band is totally uv funky... get your black light on't now!

I'm at southend-on-sea, in the rain, in Topshop, on Twitter...

My turn to cook: cranking the microwave all the way up to 11.

Is there any way I can get Mac fonts to work on Windows 7?

Anvil: blisteringly good.

Drum solo! #anvil

The Anvil Angel

Snout-bound on the Snorethern Line

ANVIL!

Bought a fairtrade coffee this morning; I gave them money, they gave me coffee - seemed pretty fair to me.

if($day == $shit){
$beer++;
} else {
$beer++;
}

Has a really bad recording from the cheap seats of Weezer covering Paranoid Android. Bet you can't wait!

Awaiting Weezer...

The Pimms is on, anyone for tennis?

...and in my wake I leave a trail of unsightly dna...