is having depth issues with virtual fuzzy felt... I'm sure some things just shouldn't be digitised.

Brighton plan abandoned, next stop: Southbank!

they call me Riley two-ties... probably.

at the ENO for Terry Gilliam's interpretation of The Damnation of Faust...

#glasto ticket arrives tomorrow!

Sweeping statement of the day: "Arabs prefer birds over kittens"

hmm... maybe I'm a DVD extra...? #POTC4

awaiting my film debut ay the Imax #POTC4

kicking out the jams - I'm more of a marmalade kinda guy.

just seen Takashi Miike's 13 assasins - like Ocean's 11 with swords...ish - followed by sushi. Japanese #winning

a dermatologist told me I should work at improving my T-zone, so I bought a new kettle.

Ant bait: genocide never tasted so good! (tm)

I'm sorry that it's come to this, but either the ants go, or my sanity does...

not that I want to admit to Eurovision watching, but the Jedward car crash is the reason we need to invent the memory wipe.

scabby.

random animation from this morning: Mr. Spider. http://ping.fm/LD8GW

a Millwall supporter just told me I have girl's hair. Deeply cutting.

went for a 5mi run this morn and then had to have a 3 hour sleep to recover. 'mi' is short for minute.

is experiencing Brownian Motion, if you know what I mean...

Listening to Rilo Kiley and wondering: "if I were perhaps a little smaller I could be Kilo Riley"

I've just been told to avoid steroids. Luckily there's no carpet on the stairs to require them.

swarm of bees on Oxford Street!