do people still party like it's 1999? Surely partying like it's 2010 is... more, somehow.

listen up whitey: it's only ok to be racist against your own ethnicity.

Could someone send me the source code for life please? I'm not sure the initial variables were quite right...

is trying to find the Sweet Spot between being cold and Being In The Way in the doorway of Accessorize.

http://ping.fm/KdgYs Jabba the Snow-Hutt

has spent boxing day pandering to the whims of cats; better than catering for the whims of pandas, I suppose.

NCC-1701 on E4+1

screw web design, I was born to DANCE!

didn't know that 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' was from 'Meet me in St. Louis', but now I do, I feel ever so slightly more gay.

Thanks calendar: "Tomorrow. Christmas day. All day"

'house' makes ordering wine feel like winning bingo.

'You can't have Pringles for dinner.' Fine. I'm skipping straight to dessert, then.

Farm Scrapbook: now with random dynamic masthead. http://ping.fm/QuuZ9

I wanna fact you like an annual

when you see magicians, the magic word is never 'please'.

has no glasses today, so his other senses have gone into overdrive to compensate: taste is not very useful for determining direction.

almost deafened himself when Ace of Spades followed 4'33" #CageAgainstTheMachine

I'm trying to watch the weather on TV, but all I keep getting is snow.

Newsletter day! If you haven't done so already, sign up to getitloudinlibraries.com and subscribe for HTML email goodness.

would like to see more 'Submit' buttons at the top of forms as well as at the bottom. I'm so over scrolling.

had a great night at La Soiree with the DB crew followed by a great (same) night with the Ogilvy posse! Such an Xmas party tart!

Christmas chart week is open until Sat midnight. Buy 4'33" now to make it a silent night! http://catm.co.uk/ http://bit.ly/433xmas

I've been born again #PhenomenalHandclapBand

soft cheese or hard drugs: mini baby dilemma.

space ticket for Phenomenal Handicap Band tonight at Camp Basement. Takers?

Rule 1: there are no rules. rule 2: rule 1 is silly, there is no rule 1. Rule 3: etc.

Today's culinary creation: Banana and mustard sandwiches. Do it.

best thing about early client meetings? The flood of concerned texts asking why I'm not in work and if I'm still alive...

Fairy lights and sparkle: due to a seasonal rebranding, The Cave shall be renamed 'The Grotto'.

"WARNING - These girls will actually message you. Studies show that Russian girls are VERY attracted to western men." wtf?

24 hour cave makeover challenge

The weather today: generally uninteresting settling into dull banality later.

My Cat Is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner http://ping.fm/hVIU0

<- official Christmas Light Fixer 2010.

Operation Mincemeat: How a dead tramp fooled Hitler http://ping.fm/Itzxs

already seen Phil Jupitus and Pat Sharp. Waiting on Noel Fielding and Terry Wogan this lunchtime #buzzcocks

I am yam. Yam I am.

Helping hands: A viral love letter. Doing my bit for the internet http://ping.fm/KBahX

Inane Rumblings: I'm hungry.

what are you people on about? there's no snow at all! Get to work! :)