is the top gun. That's right, ain't no 12 year old girls gonna be beating me at Quasar. Not this time, anyway.

Balaclava? Check. Gaffer tape? Check. Kitchen knife? Check. Let's play Quasar

Status update fail: fingers too big.

balaclava? check. gaffer

bah!

is wearing 'that' t-shirt for the first time since being bought it 7 years ago. Songs will be sung of this day.

TFL cycle hire site seems to be down. Oh well, I've tried and failed. Back to quaffing petroleum, felling trees and wilfully deodorising.

time to P.A.R.T. Y....?

ti4

It's nice when your boss tells you to "go play some games". Research, they call it.

will mostly be listening to Lit today.

pineapple makes everything better.

"Kill All humans", "God Hates Kittens" and "The Cake is a Lie" - Geeks Vs.
Extremists.
http://ping.fm/6iFpX

Review, videos and pics from last night's @hollymiranda gig at Westminster Ref. Library with Get it @LoudinLibraries http://ping.fm/z3HVF

mouse released in Tavistock Square Gardens. He much preferred it to my dingy cave.

just caught a baby mouse... but doesn't know what to do with it.

No man is an island, but some can do a far more convincing impression than others.

is not getting more immature; the world is just growing up faster.

is probably a stegosaurus, the most punk of all the dinosaurs.

I am spiderman... no more.

Spidey

- as seen on Facebook

feels like someone pressed my F5 key (that's good)

There should be a reason for everything... There must be a logical explanation for this hangover.

uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100722/tpl-oukoe-uk-newyork-nakedcowboy-4b8df73.html Naked cowperson showdown in NY.

Anyone fancy LCD/Hot Chip at Alexandra palace in November? http://ping.fm/l2i7n

UK to open Earth observation hub

UK to open Earth observation hub

UK to open Earth observation hub

The internet: You'll never be lonely again.

seagulls: why?

's clothes look like they've been hanging out in a snow globe. Let this be a lesson to those who forget to check their pockets for tissues.

is once again pushing the boundaries of how much cheese it is feasible for one man to eat.

Has decided he needs a new 'dangerous' image, so is carrying around a shark.

Adverse reaction to bacon? Rasher.

is slightly worried that any meal that takes longer to eat than cook is probably so technologically advanced that someday it might over-throw us.

For those who wood wind: of you've got it, flautist.

Eating space raiders in Regents Park. Nom.

2 spare tickets for Brazil! Brazil! At the Udderbelly on Southbank, anyone?

Finally found something Blackberry does better than the iPhone!

pitch fever.

has been cheered up by a client mistaking pixels for millimetres. The revelation: "Oh, it's not very big is it?"

: local man of mystery

Uploaded a couple of animations to http://ping.fm/dX6n2

more geekery ahoy.

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I'm not sure us geeks are qualified to interact socially.

feels today slowly slipping away from him. "Let it go" says I to me, "I only would have wasted it anyway".

This is not a practical joke: I am in a pub watching the football. Need the oranges to win... Papa needs a brand new everything.

for those about to rock, we prop you up.

in a tent, in a field, in the New Forest, on Facebook. I love technology.

Never confuse groupies and roadies. Never.

Why do I open emails from Argos? When will I ever need a TV, toothbrush and deck chair all at the same time?

The place where old penguins go to dry

The Drums - Let's Go Surfing

wanted to share this with you:

Scrambled Eggs review of Mystery Jets. We like.


Mystery Jets – ‘Serotonin’
http://shar.es/mUD2w

is a huge fan of topping pizzas in both senses of the word.

OK y'all, it's NMT: http://ping.fm/P3pwQ - Check out the Flaming Lips' Dark Side of the Moon cover. Trippy.

Just thought I'd keep you all updated: nothing to report today.

has once again crashed back to the realities of the city. Waking up is a reality I could do with postponing for a couple of hours.

Creepy in Croyde...

The Thatch was playing One California Day - Billy Bud's is far more chilled though.

(wet)suit up!

Beer, but this one with the roar of the sea wafting through the air.

you take your car, I'll take my board. I'm going surfing.

would like to teach the world to sing, 'cos frankly it's incessant caterwauling is driving me mental.

Is singing 'Happy Birthday to #Canada '

Is 'like'-ing almost everything today. So go on, post something. You never know, I might like it.

is working from home this morning.