Vapid vampire vilms vill not validate the vending of volvo's vehicles.

At the airwaves? On the airwaves?!

would like to give a big shout out to the airwaves.

Lethargy cancelled due to apathy. Apologies for any inconvenience, I guess.

Couch potato cat passes out with the remote in hand again

Is about to attempt to execute a Random Act of Lethargy.

Cleaned, fed, rehydrated and lemon-scented. A vast improvement on all fronts.

On the way home. 2 hours sleep, back of the van, penguin suit. Rockandfrickingroll.

The xx with Florence on Saturday!

Where are my friends tonight?!

The time has come...

... And now one...

Awaiting LCD, three from the front...

...make that two...

Rock stars don't die, they just repeat to fade.

L.o.l.a. Lola.

Paradise city!

's tent is so hot it could be used as an alternative fuel source

Muse and the Edge: streets have no name

#Glastonbury me alive

Check out page 7, the Daily Q paper at #glasto to see penguins!

Penguins at #glasto - just been photographed for Q magazine

Having our own private wine tasting, having set up camp. #glasto

Goodbye sanitation, you've been a good friend. Well, an acquaintance at least.

Beastie boys in the back of the van on the way to #glasto - the sun rises on the awesome.

Packing fail. Rock gods obviously don't need trousers, right?

Soy capitan.

Spam received today: "Why is insanity remarkably effedtive?" [sic] What are they selling??

already feels the tunneling of commuter eyes into his head as he takes up three seats with his #Glasto gear. Sorry!

Double negatives are a no-no.

Another quiet night in with the Farmers? Nope, but is it ever?

Glastonbury schedule sorted: http://ping.fm/DCu0k - Green = yes, Yellow = maybe, Blue = someone else will be there

Is it Wednesday yet?

Whoosh! Swoop! Zip! Glastonbury in glorious Google Earth-ness! http://ping.fm/ocmpC

You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan
And the next five years trying to be with your friends again

is digging a shallow hole and doing a headstand so that I might wear the world as a hat.

Last night: Local Natives. http://ping.fm/XSNT4

Local Natives, tonight, Shepherd's Bush Empire. 1x spare ticket. Who's interested?

is cringing at the WAGs on last week's Come Dine. Well done for dispelling the bimbo stereotype once and for all, ladies.

And they bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,
And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws...

fixed it! Riley: 1, XML: 0.

has some urgent XML business to attend to...

has done urgent XML business to attend to... :(

knows where he is. He's in the jungle, baby.

went to mow.

has leant the following about trilobytes: Godzilla, Nazis, Han Solo.

There seem to be more England shirts than normal in Bromley. Is there a game on or has JD Sports got a sale on?

Huh. Homeless guy came to sit in my 'garden' and I said it was OK. He gave me a ladies watch. Good morning, London. You're random.

How is it that simply staying late at the office can end up so messy?

's game is live at platformchallenge.co.uk - Friday fun!

finally managed to encode his surf video so that YouTube would like him (but not Germany) http://ping.fm/gpg2U

Charming walk home from London bridge and a bit of Mercury Rev before bed. What more can I ask for? Yes, apart from money and Doritos.

has been told that his status updates sound increasingly like he's on mushrooms. With that in mind, I shall keep quiet until the visions pass... *Twitch*

is like an onion: it takes a fairly good hypnotist to convince you I'm an apple.

Blog: getting RATM'ed in the park http://ping.fm/hgN04

Is chucking the horns at damn near everything that moves.

Rain diluting my beer #ratm

Mysteries of the Universe: Football http://ping.fm/lUXUk

has escaped and is terrorising the village.

thinks it probably started to go wrong at around the time I was given vodka jelly...

My weeds have turned into a beautiful swan! Blimminy!

is all about killing mosquitoes with frickin' laser beams! http://ping.fm/j0dlq