has got fifteen hundred bass-drum lugging bug-eyed monkeys all arriving at the station.

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Tonight's presentation is brought to you in glorious Eurovision.

Making time: Riley Universal Standard Time and why the current time measurement system is out of date. http://ping.fm/1DX6q

is still an animal

Last night's free drinks event: Violins and fringed leather trousers. http://ping.fm/shDix

is singing "Drunk Girls" (in his head)

Further automatic cat food dispenser adventures: 6 meaty compartments, where will it stop?

Drunkeness is wasted on the sober..

Stuck on a train: Mankind's own reinvention of the armpit. Pleasant.

Is procrastination always this yellow and fizzy?

Eggs I really love you so, oodle doodle.

Shiny.

As requested (by some): Elephants.
http://ping.fm/PtlLA - oh and a new blog, as if I need another one.

A choir of furies in your head.

do random number generators dream of eclectic sheep?

is drinking a Heineken - Imported from the US 5 years ago. Potent. I should probably have emptied that backpack before now...

Worst. Font. Ever. Hotel Coral Essex, we hate you.

has salmon mousse, and feels the icy presence of The Reaper on the horizon.

is going to Glastonbury!!!!

is two sheeps to the wind (watch me soar)

playin' that song in the death disco

guess where I am? It starts with 'pub'

would love to be able to help you, but has sworn an oath not to meddle in the affairs of mortals.

hearts Battersea Power Station. It would seem Riley is in a jolly mood! Happy birthday to his decade-ent brother!

RUST commences 28/08/14000000000 B.C. - Put it in your diary.

Stand by your manatee

Get bread, wear bread, rye.

Drupal/flash integration via Views XML export. Yeah.

Here they come, one by one, hippety hoppety. They're here, they're there...

Round of sandwiches?

Pizza is a poor substitue for Sandwich, but it helps.

is chuckling 'cos Jackie keeps calling the film they're about to watch "Lawrence of a labia".

is back!