do people still party like it's 1999? Surely partying like it's 2010 is... more, somehow.

listen up whitey: it's only ok to be racist against your own ethnicity.

Could someone send me the source code for life please? I'm not sure the initial variables were quite right...

is trying to find the Sweet Spot between being cold and Being In The Way in the doorway of Accessorize.

http://ping.fm/KdgYs Jabba the Snow-Hutt

has spent boxing day pandering to the whims of cats; better than catering for the whims of pandas, I suppose.

NCC-1701 on E4+1

screw web design, I was born to DANCE!

didn't know that 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' was from 'Meet me in St. Louis', but now I do, I feel ever so slightly more gay.

Thanks calendar: "Tomorrow. Christmas day. All day"

'house' makes ordering wine feel like winning bingo.

'You can't have Pringles for dinner.' Fine. I'm skipping straight to dessert, then.

Farm Scrapbook: now with random dynamic masthead. http://ping.fm/QuuZ9

I wanna fact you like an annual

when you see magicians, the magic word is never 'please'.

has no glasses today, so his other senses have gone into overdrive to compensate: taste is not very useful for determining direction.

almost deafened himself when Ace of Spades followed 4'33" #CageAgainstTheMachine

I'm trying to watch the weather on TV, but all I keep getting is snow.

Newsletter day! If you haven't done so already, sign up to getitloudinlibraries.com and subscribe for HTML email goodness.

would like to see more 'Submit' buttons at the top of forms as well as at the bottom. I'm so over scrolling.

had a great night at La Soiree with the DB crew followed by a great (same) night with the Ogilvy posse! Such an Xmas party tart!

Christmas chart week is open until Sat midnight. Buy 4'33" now to make it a silent night! http://catm.co.uk/ http://bit.ly/433xmas

I've been born again #PhenomenalHandclapBand

soft cheese or hard drugs: mini baby dilemma.

space ticket for Phenomenal Handicap Band tonight at Camp Basement. Takers?

Rule 1: there are no rules. rule 2: rule 1 is silly, there is no rule 1. Rule 3: etc.

Today's culinary creation: Banana and mustard sandwiches. Do it.

best thing about early client meetings? The flood of concerned texts asking why I'm not in work and if I'm still alive...

Fairy lights and sparkle: due to a seasonal rebranding, The Cave shall be renamed 'The Grotto'.

"WARNING - These girls will actually message you. Studies show that Russian girls are VERY attracted to western men." wtf?

24 hour cave makeover challenge

The weather today: generally uninteresting settling into dull banality later.

My Cat Is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner http://ping.fm/hVIU0

<- official Christmas Light Fixer 2010.

Operation Mincemeat: How a dead tramp fooled Hitler http://ping.fm/Itzxs

already seen Phil Jupitus and Pat Sharp. Waiting on Noel Fielding and Terry Wogan this lunchtime #buzzcocks

I am yam. Yam I am.

Helping hands: A viral love letter. Doing my bit for the internet http://ping.fm/KBahX

Inane Rumblings: I'm hungry.

what are you people on about? there's no snow at all! Get to work! :)

Dharma Initiative BEER.

"liquid universe" moments after the Big Bang http://ping.fm/nLeeM

My[space] have now updated their profile pages to allow templates and custom design without dodgy CSS hacks... Shame no1 uses it anymore.

will be in fancy dress as a little old lady tonight. I'm not a cross dresser, I'm downright furious.

Jimmy Eat World were AMAZING last night. Kick-start my Rock and Roll heart. Yeah.

Finally! Something I've made out there in a part of the world where I can actually see it in situ! Woop! :D

hopes he can earn a free dinner with just his good looks and luxuriant facial hair...

is riding off into the sunrise... brb.

I'm staring out into that vacuum again
From the back porch of my mind

is beginning to look a lot like Christmas at Winter Wonderland.

My morning rituals http://ping.fm/zdlDG

People, listen up: http://ping.fm/Zu5Bm Humans - we rock.

servers and internet down in the office. It feels like the last day of school...

Updated my Movember profile with the story of how I was almost a moustache double in a feature film! http://ping.fm/8lIGP Donate!

Hmm... Facebookmail. What do we think? http://ping.fm/gCL44

hopes to acquire enough information that he might be useful in a pre-industrial civilisation if and when he's sent back in time.

is unusually
playing the
ukelele
todayle.

Second star on the right, straight on 'til morning.

will not be a Spaniard in #POTC4 today. I will be on a pub crawl though. win.

got thru to the pirates. Phew. Hopefully I get to keep the Mo.

needs the pirates to call back. But, I guess they wouldn't be real pirates if they returned your call.

...the same place animals go when they die.

I love that St. Etienne are playing for me and 5 other people. I rule.

had to turn down a film with Rupert Everett and Maggie Gyllenhaal so he could come into work today and design banners. What's wrong with me?

just saw the Great Wall of China from space. OK, it's pretty good, but I wouldn't say it was 'Great'. Can't we just call it The Big Wall?

How to get to the South Pole: 1. Go south. 2. You have reached your destination.

says 'ning to the internet! Ready for another day of mindless googling? I bet y'are!

just received an email: "Torvill & Dean's Dancing on Ice UK Tour. WWE Raw & SmackDown." Now, THAT I wanna see.

Got something to show for my efforts: http://ping.fm/dTpWY Give generously, it's damaging my rep with the laydeez already...

Elevensies with Riley: Banana choc-chip cupcakes courtesy of Dee! Come and get one! :)

Pulp reuniting http://ping.fm/KrQFe I love their teasing website: http://ping.fm/AKW5i

Frazzles: Suitable for vegetarians (and dinner)

Viral marketing has never been so focussed on what the average internet user wants from the web: http://ping.fm/etQCy

had dinner up the Oxo Tower last night. I have to say I put great stock in their food.

Gunpowder, treason, and plottin'. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgotten.

just that Safari doesn't like the charset declaration in stylesheets and ignores display:none when it encounters it! Not very helpful...

from the cave kitchen this evening: Tandoori broccoli, courgette and pasta. I should so have my own cookery show.

The Vaccines on Jools Holland @loudinlibraries http://ping.fm/VVwvC

brought in his 'lecky skateboard today 'cos of the tube strike. Not that I take the tube, I just like to mock commuters as I whirr past.

is hoping that Maverick Meerkat will solve his wireless drop out issues...

is working on game concepts for another client. I love sketching out ideas in 3D! :)

Amazing photos from the Pulled Apart By Horses gig at Lancaster Library #getItLoudInLibraries http://is.gd/gxfRZ

getting #foursquare badges feels like such an empty achievement. Yeah, congratulations for living, you just got a badge.

hallowday. hallowe'en. halloweverybody.

it seems that all of France is in London this week. I've hit so many with my skateboard I'm worried about causing an international incident.

Dawn of the Ted. Loves it. http://ping.fm/fNK2w

http://ping.fm/hl1JO Adobe demo flash -> html5 converter.

reformed fish. re-formed fish. refORMed fish. REformed fish.

Warning: contains nuts.

has actually got time to stop and chill... which means catching up on correspondence, laundry and work, rather than chilling.

's dance moves are off the scale!

needs a blacker shirt. One so black you can see your reflection in it.

is hanging with Garth in the Worlds End... nothing good will come of this...

Do not adjust your monitor. I control the horizontal and the vertical.

http://ping.fm/zHWSW chortle chortle...

can't feel his tongue after eating too many wasabi peas at the theatre last night. The bears made me do it.

Night Of The Living Alive

Pub?

Does glitter and pritt stick count as 'bling'?

have this BBC link about the anti Comic Sans movement http://ping.fm/STPzM - which led me to this: http://ping.fm/BJtoV

was paid a visit by the Gin Genie last night... Everything tastes nice.

has just signed up to Movember for 2010. Time to get that luxurious top lip fluff going. Get ahead - donate here: http://ping.fm/OuQPP

just noticed I still have a floppy drive on my PC. I can't remember the last time I saw a floppy disk...

loves it when media buyers ask for a "click tag enabled gif". Good job, Cloth Court (yep, I'm naming and shaming today!)

everything was going so well... then I woke up. Curse you, consciousness!!!

who needs hygiene when you have freedom?

HTML5 experiments and a western. I am man.

Almost finished the game. Sneak preview at http://ping.fm/ZUdHb - no prizes on test version though!

8 legs to the wall, hit the gas, kill 'em all.
The best thing you'll hear all week: http://ping.fm/WpmOB

More fun with 3D!

making a racing game! :)

likes cake and bed, thus has combined the two to make... a very uncomfortable night's sleep.

is excited for the release of #potc4 next May. I'll be in 3D HD and look so real, I could almost reach out and touch myself...

didn't go to work yesterday. It was great. Day in the pub today? Don't mind if I do!

is at the Vaccines gig at the Flowerpot. It's so heaving I can't see anything despite standing on the arm of a sofa...

is Greenwich Man 34... no more #POTC4

says "I wish I did have a tail. At least then I could fly." File that under: Ways computer games have corrupted my tiny little mind.

is so tired. Another 4am? Are you serious? I don't think Johnny wakes 'til 7 and he's probably paid more. h
How dreadfully unfair. #POTC4

has got curlers in his hair this morning. Feelin' shexy.

you know your mother warned you about hanging around with the wrong crowd? I'm pretty sure she was talking about actors ;)

#potc4 in Daily Mail moral outrage... for crossing the road. http://ping.fm/xCYZL

is wrapped for the day and have been offered more film work!? Shame I have a job... if only I were less employable!

likes the cut of your j.i.b

Cured ham? Surely it's too late by the time it's ham.

would like to thank Linzi for being the queen of Glasto ticket booking! How long til it starts?

glasto glasto glasto glasto glasto glasto glasto glasto

warning: contains spoilers.

Johnny Depp looked vaguely in my direction. I think this means he wants to be friends. #POTC4

Captain Jack Sparrow = Tommy Cooper

I've been shaved twice today. No, on my face, guttermind. #POTC4

its amazing how many times I was asked yesterday "is that your own hair?" #POTC4

Once more into the breeches, dear friends, once more.

is less than one pixel high, even in HD. #POTC4

#POTC4 what in the name of Blue Beard am I doing up at this time?

Work has moved over to Gmail from Groupwise! Huzzah! By way of celebration, have some Top Tips for Gmail: http://ping.fm/OaEAd

learnt After Effects today. There's nothing like a looming deadline to inspire education.

#POTC4 scene delayed... start shooting Wednesday.

Monday AM: nervously looking up for falling pianos.

it's not a rape alarm as much as it is an hourly notification.

Sunday AM. wind me up.and point me at the party.

"let us drink beer and sing wrong poetry."

Don't know why. I'm an artist, I need no justification.

Mwahahahaha! http://ping.fm/Y6PiH

So apparently Facebook was down. Is it wrong that I only found out this morning through Twitter?

Free grog - today only: http://ping.fm/7bb2r

Dot. Miniature stop-motion animation shot on a mobile phone... http://ping.fm/ZSk0Q

Skanky McSkankerson

is feeling more civilised than a handkerchief, despite falling asleep during a replaying of the pope's visit...

http://ping.fm/xW12i One Love: The Music Painter and The Laurel Collective

At the risk of sounding... well, like me - check this out: http://ping.fm/RfEm9

when I'm kidding myself, I sing like Fyfe Dangerfield. The rest of the time, its a bit more Albert Steptoe.

off to see Fyfe Dangerfield this eve at Shepherds Bush.

finally caught up in the weekend's internet traffic. Wait, is Internet Trafficking illegal too?

Ok, why did no one mention to me that y'day was International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Sad it didn't coincide with the POTC4 shoot too. Garr!

eating a Thai green curry in 'The Cock' - tastes exactly like microwave.

is like Superman, only backwards: I save people by not taking off any clothes.

Fashion week

which old witch?

Despite the assurances of my mother to my younger self, you can in fact have sage and onion Paxo for breakfast.

"There's an easy way to tell if your house is haunted. It's not."

Psst! Internet! Are you asleep?

is going to see 8 out of 10 cats at the BBC this evening. No, I don't know where the other two are.

If we're all supposedly equal in god's eyes, then what's so special about the Pope?

is a Cylon.

Who would you rather be: The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?

doesn't get what all the fuss about the Pope is about. When was the last time he even released a decent record?

Fact of the day: The drawings of early cave-dwelling man are collectively known as 'The Trogosphere'

locked himself out of his flat this morning. Starting to wonder if half the homeless on the streets of London just got locked out...

god...Damn! These electric sex pants.

wat iz internets? iz how to catch fishes, yes?

they're actually playing b*witched in lloyds bar in Camden!

this place is dead anyway...

I love birthdays...

Interesting racial profile analysis from OkCupid. Especially for reading age vs. faith: http://ping.fm/NmuFg

we all accept the reality with which we are presented. Thus, the Matrix could easily have been in 8-bit.

Even free Shredded Wheat tastes like cardboard. I thought free tasted good?

if it's not all in your mind, where is it?

One day I really will be the Last Man On Earth, then you females will be sorry!

OK pop-pickers! Place your bets for 2night's @mercuryprize - a run down of albums & a playlist for your ears http://ping.fm/xXKtA

actually can't move for all the cyclists and pedestrians this morning. where are these lazy humans normally? #tubestrike

how will the tube strike affect you today? *smug face*

Discovered the paraphernalia related to DIY tattooing in the cave gardens... What better place to inscribe "I <3 unicorns" on your arm?

Mac: Now available with Windows. Mwahahahaha!

is dreading the onset of what the ladies call 'manflu', but which I secretly believe is a chronic case of the mansniffles.

would like to back here please. Ta.

is not quite ready to return to his life just yet. Can I get an extension please?

surf day 3: No surf. Beach volleyball and recovery from a drinking game version of snakes and ladders.

surf day 2: sister almost lost at sea, brother returns Tony's wetsuit instead of his rental.

just learnt he's been focussing magic eye images the wrong way and thus seeing the images in relief... for the past 7 years.

surf day 1: sliced up one board, broke the fin off another. Let's try again tomorrow!

Just reached the stage in the evening when tv becomes an 8-bit internet. They still do this?

Friday before holiday? You know what that means... Shonky rushed Photoshopping! yayyyy!

Go nuts for donuts.

Feels like Friday. Must do some work before the pub though... rats.

Corporate sell-out Riley is wearing pointy shoes now. Yes, he is a bleedin' pixie.

Corporate sell-out Riley. Now available in grey.

has got tickets for The Libertines tonight. That's right, I rule.

Captain America kicks girls in the groin.

The most awesome penguins ever assembled...

Gone are days of waiting in the rain to see a light turn on and catching a glimpse through net curtains. Facebook makes stalking too easy.

Dear homeless people,
The Sandwich Cave Gardens are now officially closed to the public. More officially than before. With a padlock.

is tired of the ongoing and daily struggle of trying to paraphrase his every thought and emotion so that it fits within a measley 140 charac

why doesn't someone invent a toilet that flushes when you put down the lid? NB: if this is subsequently invented I want £1 million (o.n.o.)

Hair of the dog; that's what they say,
Hair of the dog keeps me drinking in the day

Catchphrase for work today: buncha pissheads.

A long time coming, but NMT is back! http://ping.fm/UjuJb

has got Jimmy Eat World tickets! He thinks you should get some too!

The greatest show [over] Earth: http://ping.fm/26I2k

signed my NDA now, so can't announce anything specific. I can reveal my character name however - "Man 34" #POTC4

off to Pinewood for costume fitting. Splice the mainsail and tighten the jib! #POTC4

Gimme the love of an orchestra.

has been selected to be a pirate. OMFG! *dies*

By the power of Greyskull, one day they'll be talking about me for the right reasons.

is watching Mad Men. It makes me want to smoke, drink and belittle women. Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

can't find a belt this morning. I guess I'm gonna have to start over-eating.

Jolly fine weekend. Thanks all, you're great!

cardigan-related nervous breakdown

Remember how we used to get by before mobile phones? No, me neither.

Always trust your gut: http://ping.fm/vGTUa

had that Friday feeling but it's wearing off. That's ok though, as it felt suspiciously like a hangover.

this pub is starting to resemble the concept of 'home'. Time to quit? Start if the spiral? You decide.

When 'working from home' involves more of a commute than working from work, you know the irony fairies have had their magic irons out.

is only using this brain 'cos it came with the body.

it's on mornings like this, gazing out across the sun-drenched London skyline, that I think to myself "I'm hungry. Toast?"

is it me or is most twitter trending 'cos of tweens tweeting their disbelief at the trend. Self-fulfilling. Stop feeding the beast!

is crunching numbers. Traditionally, I've only crunched 0's, but you'd be surprised at how good 9's taste.

is apparently being followed by Prefab Sprout. Not in the twitter sense, either (unless they read this).

if violence isn't the answer, then the question shouldn't have been so moronic.

it appears to be raining. why am I at the park?

Quite excited seeing the JSA in Smallville. #thingsNotToTalkToGirlsAbout

has got a personality disorder. All of them hate me.

Whoa. It seems I need to up my game somewhat. http://ping.fm/loU6O

I am Jack's screaming kidneys.

Top tip: Make yourself more interesting. Start sending yourself gifts and addressing them from different men with Brazilian-sounding names

Today was fun. Highlights include Inception, Edinboro Castle in the rain, pot noodle and casting session for Pirates of the Caribbean 4...

had a nice early night last night, and woke up feeling refreshed and ready for the day ahead. Looked at my watch: 11:58pm. #FML

Haha, take that, Apple. Makes me so proud of the hacking community. http://tinyurl.com/2a2jqsj

is done with gardening now, at least for this week. Time to rest this poor abused body of mine.

is back from the 70s, but all this time travel has taken its toll.

Top tip: if you have no confetti at a wedding, throw rice. If you have no rice, use grapefruit.

just had his face melted off by Whole Lotta Rosie.

is the top gun. That's right, ain't no 12 year old girls gonna be beating me at Quasar. Not this time, anyway.

Balaclava? Check. Gaffer tape? Check. Kitchen knife? Check. Let's play Quasar

Status update fail: fingers too big.

balaclava? check. gaffer

bah!

is wearing 'that' t-shirt for the first time since being bought it 7 years ago. Songs will be sung of this day.

TFL cycle hire site seems to be down. Oh well, I've tried and failed. Back to quaffing petroleum, felling trees and wilfully deodorising.

time to P.A.R.T. Y....?

ti4

It's nice when your boss tells you to "go play some games". Research, they call it.

will mostly be listening to Lit today.

pineapple makes everything better.

"Kill All humans", "God Hates Kittens" and "The Cake is a Lie" - Geeks Vs.
Extremists.
http://ping.fm/6iFpX

Review, videos and pics from last night's @hollymiranda gig at Westminster Ref. Library with Get it @LoudinLibraries http://ping.fm/z3HVF

mouse released in Tavistock Square Gardens. He much preferred it to my dingy cave.

just caught a baby mouse... but doesn't know what to do with it.

No man is an island, but some can do a far more convincing impression than others.

is not getting more immature; the world is just growing up faster.

is probably a stegosaurus, the most punk of all the dinosaurs.

I am spiderman... no more.

Spidey

- as seen on Facebook

feels like someone pressed my F5 key (that's good)

There should be a reason for everything... There must be a logical explanation for this hangover.

uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100722/tpl-oukoe-uk-newyork-nakedcowboy-4b8df73.html Naked cowperson showdown in NY.

Anyone fancy LCD/Hot Chip at Alexandra palace in November? http://ping.fm/l2i7n

UK to open Earth observation hub

UK to open Earth observation hub

UK to open Earth observation hub

The internet: You'll never be lonely again.

seagulls: why?

's clothes look like they've been hanging out in a snow globe. Let this be a lesson to those who forget to check their pockets for tissues.

is once again pushing the boundaries of how much cheese it is feasible for one man to eat.

Has decided he needs a new 'dangerous' image, so is carrying around a shark.

Adverse reaction to bacon? Rasher.

is slightly worried that any meal that takes longer to eat than cook is probably so technologically advanced that someday it might over-throw us.

For those who wood wind: of you've got it, flautist.

Eating space raiders in Regents Park. Nom.

2 spare tickets for Brazil! Brazil! At the Udderbelly on Southbank, anyone?

Finally found something Blackberry does better than the iPhone!

pitch fever.

has been cheered up by a client mistaking pixels for millimetres. The revelation: "Oh, it's not very big is it?"

: local man of mystery

Uploaded a couple of animations to http://ping.fm/dX6n2

more geekery ahoy.

(No subject header)

I'm not sure us geeks are qualified to interact socially.

feels today slowly slipping away from him. "Let it go" says I to me, "I only would have wasted it anyway".

This is not a practical joke: I am in a pub watching the football. Need the oranges to win... Papa needs a brand new everything.

for those about to rock, we prop you up.

in a tent, in a field, in the New Forest, on Facebook. I love technology.

Never confuse groupies and roadies. Never.

Why do I open emails from Argos? When will I ever need a TV, toothbrush and deck chair all at the same time?

The place where old penguins go to dry

The Drums - Let's Go Surfing

wanted to share this with you:

Scrambled Eggs review of Mystery Jets. We like.


Mystery Jets – ‘Serotonin’
http://shar.es/mUD2w

is a huge fan of topping pizzas in both senses of the word.

OK y'all, it's NMT: http://ping.fm/P3pwQ - Check out the Flaming Lips' Dark Side of the Moon cover. Trippy.

Just thought I'd keep you all updated: nothing to report today.

has once again crashed back to the realities of the city. Waking up is a reality I could do with postponing for a couple of hours.

Creepy in Croyde...

The Thatch was playing One California Day - Billy Bud's is far more chilled though.

(wet)suit up!

Beer, but this one with the roar of the sea wafting through the air.

you take your car, I'll take my board. I'm going surfing.

would like to teach the world to sing, 'cos frankly it's incessant caterwauling is driving me mental.

Is singing 'Happy Birthday to #Canada '

Is 'like'-ing almost everything today. So go on, post something. You never know, I might like it.

is working from home this morning.

Vapid vampire vilms vill not validate the vending of volvo's vehicles.

At the airwaves? On the airwaves?!

would like to give a big shout out to the airwaves.

Lethargy cancelled due to apathy. Apologies for any inconvenience, I guess.

Couch potato cat passes out with the remote in hand again

Is about to attempt to execute a Random Act of Lethargy.

Cleaned, fed, rehydrated and lemon-scented. A vast improvement on all fronts.

On the way home. 2 hours sleep, back of the van, penguin suit. Rockandfrickingroll.

The xx with Florence on Saturday!

Where are my friends tonight?!

The time has come...

... And now one...

Awaiting LCD, three from the front...

...make that two...

Rock stars don't die, they just repeat to fade.

L.o.l.a. Lola.

Paradise city!

's tent is so hot it could be used as an alternative fuel source

Muse and the Edge: streets have no name

#Glastonbury me alive

Check out page 7, the Daily Q paper at #glasto to see penguins!

Penguins at #glasto - just been photographed for Q magazine

Having our own private wine tasting, having set up camp. #glasto

Goodbye sanitation, you've been a good friend. Well, an acquaintance at least.

Beastie boys in the back of the van on the way to #glasto - the sun rises on the awesome.

Packing fail. Rock gods obviously don't need trousers, right?

Soy capitan.

Spam received today: "Why is insanity remarkably effedtive?" [sic] What are they selling??

already feels the tunneling of commuter eyes into his head as he takes up three seats with his #Glasto gear. Sorry!

Double negatives are a no-no.

Another quiet night in with the Farmers? Nope, but is it ever?

Glastonbury schedule sorted: http://ping.fm/DCu0k - Green = yes, Yellow = maybe, Blue = someone else will be there

Is it Wednesday yet?

Whoosh! Swoop! Zip! Glastonbury in glorious Google Earth-ness! http://ping.fm/ocmpC

You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan
And the next five years trying to be with your friends again

is digging a shallow hole and doing a headstand so that I might wear the world as a hat.

Last night: Local Natives. http://ping.fm/XSNT4

Local Natives, tonight, Shepherd's Bush Empire. 1x spare ticket. Who's interested?

is cringing at the WAGs on last week's Come Dine. Well done for dispelling the bimbo stereotype once and for all, ladies.

And they bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,
And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws...

fixed it! Riley: 1, XML: 0.

has some urgent XML business to attend to...

has done urgent XML business to attend to... :(

knows where he is. He's in the jungle, baby.

went to mow.

has leant the following about trilobytes: Godzilla, Nazis, Han Solo.

There seem to be more England shirts than normal in Bromley. Is there a game on or has JD Sports got a sale on?

Huh. Homeless guy came to sit in my 'garden' and I said it was OK. He gave me a ladies watch. Good morning, London. You're random.

How is it that simply staying late at the office can end up so messy?

's game is live at platformchallenge.co.uk - Friday fun!

finally managed to encode his surf video so that YouTube would like him (but not Germany) http://ping.fm/gpg2U

Charming walk home from London bridge and a bit of Mercury Rev before bed. What more can I ask for? Yes, apart from money and Doritos.

has been told that his status updates sound increasingly like he's on mushrooms. With that in mind, I shall keep quiet until the visions pass... *Twitch*

is like an onion: it takes a fairly good hypnotist to convince you I'm an apple.

Blog: getting RATM'ed in the park http://ping.fm/hgN04

Is chucking the horns at damn near everything that moves.

Rain diluting my beer #ratm

Mysteries of the Universe: Football http://ping.fm/lUXUk

has escaped and is terrorising the village.

thinks it probably started to go wrong at around the time I was given vodka jelly...

My weeds have turned into a beautiful swan! Blimminy!

is all about killing mosquitoes with frickin' laser beams! http://ping.fm/j0dlq

has got fifteen hundred bass-drum lugging bug-eyed monkeys all arriving at the station.

This status update has been removed for the following reason: 107b - 'Too trivial, even for Facebook'

Tonight's presentation is brought to you in glorious Eurovision.

Making time: Riley Universal Standard Time and why the current time measurement system is out of date. http://ping.fm/1DX6q

is still an animal

Last night's free drinks event: Violins and fringed leather trousers. http://ping.fm/shDix

is singing "Drunk Girls" (in his head)

Further automatic cat food dispenser adventures: 6 meaty compartments, where will it stop?

Drunkeness is wasted on the sober..

Stuck on a train: Mankind's own reinvention of the armpit. Pleasant.

Is procrastination always this yellow and fizzy?

Eggs I really love you so, oodle doodle.

Shiny.

As requested (by some): Elephants.
http://ping.fm/PtlLA - oh and a new blog, as if I need another one.

A choir of furies in your head.

do random number generators dream of eclectic sheep?

is drinking a Heineken - Imported from the US 5 years ago. Potent. I should probably have emptied that backpack before now...

Worst. Font. Ever. Hotel Coral Essex, we hate you.

has salmon mousse, and feels the icy presence of The Reaper on the horizon.

is going to Glastonbury!!!!

is two sheeps to the wind (watch me soar)

playin' that song in the death disco

guess where I am? It starts with 'pub'

would love to be able to help you, but has sworn an oath not to meddle in the affairs of mortals.

hearts Battersea Power Station. It would seem Riley is in a jolly mood! Happy birthday to his decade-ent brother!

RUST commences 28/08/14000000000 B.C. - Put it in your diary.

Stand by your manatee

Get bread, wear bread, rye.

Drupal/flash integration via Views XML export. Yeah.

Here they come, one by one, hippety hoppety. They're here, they're there...

Round of sandwiches?

Pizza is a poor substitue for Sandwich, but it helps.

is chuckling 'cos Jackie keeps calling the film they're about to watch "Lawrence of a labia".

is back!

dropped some LCD. Didn't sleep. On his way to Lanzarote.

was quite impressed with Renegades' gusto! We'll see if they sound as convincing on the CD we were handed on entry...

is at the Electric Ballroom not watching Feeder!

if you need me, I'll be on my island with Fez, the coconut-playing monkey.

is spell-checking the Internet.

LCD Soundsystem are my new heroes. See you chaps Friday! http://ping.fm/cxMb4

Apple once again hoists it's handbag to take a swing at Adobe: www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/apr/18/adobe-flash-apple-iphone-ipad

is all about the moonlight.

is all about the sunshine.

didn't buy an iPad... Back in Philly now. On the way to the outskirts again to try and explain to illiterate cabbies where we're headed.

is having a beer in Grand Central Station. Marvellous.

No Glastonbury for Riley, it would seem. So sad. Have a sad face - :(

AC/DC - but not in that order. Yesterday: Washington. Today: Atlantic city. Tomorrow: New York. Busy week.

in Philadelphia in the 30 degree heat. Had a bit of history. Now on the beer!

didn't check in online; just been upgraded due to over-booking.

has got a serious case of airport... I hope it's not terminal.

Competition on getitloudinlibraries.com to win tickets to Rox at Westminster Ref. Library. Do it!

Is 'packing'. Obviously, as a man, it's just pants in a bag.

Happy Birthday to Milly. 7 today. What's that in cat years?

Jazzy chef and the cress prince: tikka tikka tikka tikka bhuna!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

will mostly be rummaging in the Tiki Lounge today. Possibly having to clean mould off stuff too :s

is finally back from the 60s where no one has an iPhone charger!

will be the 70s at a 60s party!

sometimes thinks it would be useful to have at least one emotion... Guess what? I'm a robot.

Off to watch the boat race on Putney this arvo... Anyone else?

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

Submissions for Spressif magazine wanted! Details at: http://ping.fm/OuV3z or post directly to spressif.co.uk

I'm having DOS flashbacks on http://xkcd.com/ today. Love it.

Insights on Terminal 5, Edinburgh literary festival and "psychic poetry"(!?) - what else could you want from an evening?

Is at the London Review Bookshop with Alain de Botton. Oh, and wine.

"you'd better call Kenny Loggins. You're in the Danger Zone."

might get to build a game to coincide with the World Cup. That's the one with the round ball, right?

can move things with his mind. He simply visualises picking up an object and where he wants to put it. Then he actually does it.

stares at goats.

RUST doesn't have clocks going forward - it doesn't make sense! I want my hour back!

Dog is not beer... Dog is NEVER beer...

Note to self: remove glasses before putting in contacts.

bizarrely, has been doing some fencing, but has been foiled by the rain. All puns intended.

Missed Saturday morning. The afternoon looks reasonably promising though. ;)

Money Marketing Awards last night w/ Alistair McGowan. Just who does he think he is?

insert witticism here. Or don't. Whatever.

Final thought for the day: with great power comes great fun.

the smiley dog is nearing his destination and thus sleep. Normal service will resume tomorrow, if we can work out what's normal.

just bought a phallic-zoom camera with the 20% voucher a very needy eBay sent me to usher me back to their door. Thanks, guys.

Since I've been raving about this to everyone, have a link: http://ping.fm/GaNYv

has come to the dark side (of the moon)...

doesn't think he'll be drinking today. The opportunity is unlikely to present itself unless the beer god does something drastic.

Enjoyed today immensely but got the funniest looks of his life when garth fell asleep in his lap on the way home!! I blame Brighton.

's guitar has rusted 'cos of his leaking roof. All the elements are in place to make his life into a country & western song.

... And in today's news: Brighton. Too cold to surf? We find out the hard way.

Forgot to post this Tuesday: Close Encounter in Kennington

... with the police in tow

RT @crunchgear Generation I: Middle Children of the Information Age http://bit.ly/bY2ICY

Yesterday is wearing off, I need a hefty dose of Today.

this may be the Guinness talking, but I love you guys!

On the bus now. Bromley will be my plaything in 10 or so. Beware!

Loves kickin' back in 1st class ;)

Ok. On the fast orp train again. Cats to feed, beer monster to sate...

is in Nuevo Costa Dorada somewhere off Oxford St. watching football on a TV that's dying. Why? Oh why?

Good morning, squatters

We're all Irish today. I think more cultures should promote themselves with a day of drinking ;)

Urg. Had to go back to the office, cos I forgot my keys. Now on a fast train to orpington...

wanted to share this with you:

Darwin Deez gig review on Spressif


Darwin Deez @ Westminster Reference Library
http://shar.es/mol60
Get it loud in libraries is the initiative to put live music on in libraries. Since libraries are generally cool, old spaces with a lot of atmosphere, added to the slightly subversive feel of partying somewhere where silence is normally the rule makes for an awesome night! I build and maintain getitloudinlibraries.com for free at present, and the scene is just starting to go nationwide from humble beginnings in the north of England somewhere. Last weekend saw Darwin Deez perform at Westminster Reference Library

Automatic cat food dispenser fail.

Spressif.co.uk was in yesterday's @artsjobs newsletter! Although I was having issues w/ sessions in ie8. Any trouble logging in?

Back in the 'hood. Petts Hood, that is.

will probably end up watching Scrapheap Challenge all day. Any objections?

What a week. Can I sleep yet?

Sunset is relative.

Why does popular culture occasionally conspire to extoll the virtues of the life of a hermit/drifter? Tantalising, but useless to your average joe.

Gold guns girls - Metric

Take one pint every half an hour until symptoms subside.

Off to see Passion Pit this eve. Exciting to see if I can survive another night out...

crawl out of the sea.

drank myself thirsty again. Oh well, only 2 more nights of this then I can rest! :)

, much like Sunday morning, is easy.

Does anyone know After Effects? Drop me a line if ya do!

If bees were used to clean teeth, it might feel something like my new 'lectric toothbrush.

have we tried *NOT* pasting a screengrab into Word and emailing it to me?

Happy Birthday Ted! http://ping.fm/rSjSI

OK. Fine. Be like that. IE6 is not supported by getitloudinlibraries.com. There. Happy?

is still singing "Watch me! Watch me!"

On a bus from lewisham to victoria. Where will it go? Where will it stop? Watch for the sign of the lollipop.

Wild Beasts - All The King's Men.

Will you be in Lancaster on the 6th March? Competition to win tickets to see Alessi's Ark in the library! http://ping.fm/qV08M

Just updated the game I've been building: fixed steering, added (rudimentary) title screen. http://ping.fm/YNhA0

Nintendo DS XL. The iPad. Is miniturisation dead? Are devices just gonna get bigger now? Do I need bigger pockets?

Herons on the chimney stacks of Bexley...

Twitter feed live again - www.co-creationhub.com Works a tweet! ;)

hats off to @undefined, whose twitter feed I keep accidentally navigating too due to Flash errors!

Fail. Safe as STDs apparently. Woe is feed.

screensaver in the bag. NEXT!

has found that quite a lot of his code from the space shoot-em-up he is building is being replicated in a client's screensaver. Oooooh.