is definitely more of a gatherer than a hunter.

is gonna have pizza for breakfast!

has pleased some of the people some of the time.

's day has once again been ruined by Internet Explorer. Thanks, IE. No, really.

MEN night appears to just be MAN night. Oh well, I have more than enough testosterone to make up for it.

Wants to be a big blue alien. They're way better than humans!

is wearing his new 3d glasses and waiting for Avatar to start!

is in Petts Wood. Num num breakfast. Star Trek. Yay.

Just found a retro I.A. book from '98 - apparently bought from a charity shop and inscribed 'carly levy, sept 2000'!

Naughty, naughty, very very naughty!

The miracle of facial hair - a month later, but this is the fruit of Movember:
http://ping.fm/62Ibr

Everyone avoids me like a psycho-ranger.

Soggy overhead, slippy underfoot: that is the weather today.

has a nice idea for a work Xmas card... Pity it's too late and everyone's off for the year. Do they do New Year's cards?

National rail app just proved to be my only and best source of info again. Why have you not bought it yet?

is tired. Riley is in bed. Coincidence? Fate? Chance? You decide.

Ok. I'm gonna have to summarise the rest as I've no battery... Lido, Burano, pizza, prossecco cheaper than water(!), chilled, very pretty. :)

Sat: heading out again to see Venice in the snow... Gonna take the boat to save our socks (it's much nicer here than I'm making out, honest!)

Sat: took wrong route to supermarket, it was much closer than we made out. On the way back, the water had risen forcing us to wade through 6ins of sea water...

Sat: vast amounts of snow fell in the night. Gonna head out for essentials. Wish us luck!

Fri: eventually made it back after resorting to the map. Fingers like malformed ice blocks.

Fri: Passed the same church twice. Direction by commitee less accurate than you'd think. Help!

Fri: no luck on McD wifi, found San Marco by random, wandered the Doge's Palace and ambling back through the narrow streets...

Fri: Cold but sunny here. Trying to get connection in the only 'McDonalds in Venice' - classy, us.

Thurs: no wifi in hotel, must look out for McDonalds to get my fix!

On the train to Slade Green after an epic battle of the wheels! 5 days without Internet, expect status updates in videoblast-like rapidity!

Now boarding... See you later, Internet! Hope to see you on hotel wi-fi later... Kiss, kiss, the Rilester.

- I don't wanna poke holes in an otherwise perfect system, but the gatwick express appears to take a minute longer than the regular train to gatwick... Huh.

doesn't have emotions, but if he did he'd be VERY EXCITED about going to Venice this evening!

Broke his frozen-over washing machine thud morning. Which brain scientist thought it would be a good idea to keep it outside?

"maybe clowns are like most people, and they merely adopt their parents' beliefs as their own, all the while flattering themselves that they're the ones who made the decision."

Just made the last train after having his ears sexed by Modest Mouse! Yum.

is disappointed...

Saw a dog-fight between 2 crows on his Monday morning catfood run.

Important discovery: Sleep can be replaced by Red Bull. Write that down.

Uh-oh: woke up and can't get back to sleep. Don't fight it, just get up and start work... Sigh.

Needs a servant!

Back into London this eve. Thankfully not for a drinking session... For a choir, of all things! :) with my beautiful girlfriend who I love very much. 4 eva, innit.

Enjoyed the fog this morning - Like a late 90's computer game depth-limiter.

Soon to leave work and headed to Belushi's Covent Garden. Tired thou... So tired.

If opinion were currency, it's mass circulation must have surely have devalued it?

Thanks the Midford gang for a good Xmas party. It's all about the Doritos of excellence mingling with the bubbles of fortitude to make the... Erm... Stuff of... Stuff.

got into the shower with his glasses on #fml

Awaits the train at charing cross after a long day of drupaling. No more nodes, I say!

The irony in your making me wait is not lost on me, oh Rapidshare.

woke up early this morning to venture to the corner shop and get some cat food for poor Millington. Mundane, but true.

Excited to be potentially involved in a pitch to everyone's favorite web browser!

Would I be speaking out of turn if I said the name of the film should in fact be "Orson Welles and I"? Tut, tut.

- fair to say we all dived into the shower this morning and it really really hurt all of us.

Could someone please inform Apple that 'funnest' is not a word.

Ok, ok. I'm up. There's no need to set the alarm to 'car horn'.

Anyone @eddieizzard and bored of waiting... Check out spressif.co.uk for stories.

@eddieizzard Greetings humans! Currently watching my own words on the screen at the O2. Paradox.

Smells like Rotarua.

is now a powerpoint designer. Finally, my life's ambition fulfilled!

Woke up to the sound of Clapham High St traffic. Ah, joy.